If I'm...

What's like if i am a dog or cat?
It's almost impossible to picture.
but i guess i'll make a good pet.

If i am a bull, i will have quality meat to make hamburgers.
If I'm a cheep I will be as dumb as i can be and let people do whatever.
If i am a virus will do my best at what i do (Kill Kill Kill).
If I'm a fly i will find the most disgusting shit on earth.
If I'm a Rat i'll eat cats for snack.
If I'm a brain I'll want to have a heart.
If I'm a tree i will watch the world change slowly for hundreds of years If i am luck.
If I'm a PC i will crush because of Windows.
If I'm a Mac will have sleepless nights.
If I'm a Penis I'll cum a lot.
If I'm Vagina I'll vomit babies.
If I'm you I'll "cumment".
If I'm myself, I will tell me that it's going to be alright.

If You think i am crazy, you didn't think hard enough.
You think Lazy!